Charlotte & The Alligator
It started slowly. Last Fall. There were the occasional references to an alligator. It didn't make sense to any of us, but Charlotte often blamed her owies on "the alligator."
Then, eventually, the alligator began chasing our car. Fortunately, my Ford Focus is faster than the alligator and we remained safe. Finally, one day, the alligator was in the house.
He chased us. He ate with us. But he was a nice alligator. So no one minded. Now, he lives with us on an almost daily basis.
But at least now, his mouth is taped shut.
Then, eventually, the alligator began chasing our car. Fortunately, my Ford Focus is faster than the alligator and we remained safe. Finally, one day, the alligator was in the house.
He chased us. He ate with us. But he was a nice alligator. So no one minded. Now, he lives with us on an almost daily basis.
But at least now, his mouth is taped shut.
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